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YOUR CHANCE CARD

Hello! I am Germany. I need workers. Caretakers for my grandma and grandpa. You are living in a country devastated by climate change, shaken by civil wars or corruption? Perfect! Want to work for me? Without drowning in the Mediterranean before, hahaha? Apply for a regular working-permission!

WHAT I EXPECT
You are teaching a modern programming language at the most important university of your country. You are familiar with the concepts of "Kehrwoche", "Schadenfreude" and the complete work of GF Hegel. You have a paper signed by one of our 25 DAX CEOs which prooves that you are allowed to live in his carport for at least 5 years. You wear a black belt in karate, kung fu or taekwondo. (Sorry, but I still couldn't get rid of all those Nazis. They hate people like you. Like I do, actually. But I fucking need you!)

WHAT YOU GET
A "Mundorgel", our famous little red booklet full of beautiful German folksongs. And a German Passport. But only if you pass your "Kehrwoche-Zertifikat" and survived 300 "Montagsdemos".
"proves"

Happy with my Blaue Karte EU, actually, Stephan, and happy with the idea that Bürgerschaft may only require five years, rather than seven.
GFW Hegel, please. 'Wilhelm', of course.
I have a German passport. I can make mistakes.
"Die Furcht zu irren ist der Irrtum selbst" (Hegel)

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